I visited this site today and found the following qoutes
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 26, 2008
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
Hagar the Horrible
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)
I think the two ties in nicely- and brought a smile to my face